{"id":1219,"date":"2026-01-30T20:08:25","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T20:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/?p=1219"},"modified":"2026-01-31T06:39:45","modified_gmt":"2026-01-31T06:39:45","slug":"als-satire-fuer-echt-gehalten-wurde-unsere-corona-polizei-am-bahnhof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/als-satire-fuer-echt-gehalten-wurde-unsere-corona-polizei-am-bahnhof\/","title":{"rendered":"When satire was taken for real \u2013 our \u201cCorona Police\u201d at the train station"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was one of those days when we decided not to comment on reality\u2014 <strong>but to mirror it.<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White painter\u2019s coveralls.<br>Armbands.<br>Masks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our \u201cCorona Police\u201d outfit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>A <a href=\"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/video\/als-satire-fuer-echt-gehalten-wurde-unsere-corona-polizei-am-bahnhof\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/marlas.army\/video\/als-satire-fuer-echt-gehalten-wurde-unsere-corona-polizei-am-bahnhof\/\">a separately published video statement documents the action<\/a> additionally from a visual perspective and complements the text with specific scenes from the performance.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph translation-block\">We moved through the station in formation. Militaristic, but with a wink. No real control, no authority, no power\u2014just an exaggerated copy of what had long since become everyday reality at the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our plan was simple:<br>We positioned ourselves where people streamed past in crowds and checked the \u201cproper\u201d wearing of face masks. Exactly as it was practiced everywhere. Just deliberately overdone. Parodistic. Without violence, without coercion\u2014only with tone of voice, posture, and simulated authority.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The famous \u201cnose trick\u201d was enough.<br>Mask halfway down the face\u2014and we went into action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A stern look.<br>A raised finger.<br>\u201cPlease wear your mask properly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some laughed immediately.<br>Others were irritated.<br>Some seemed genuinely unsettled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And yes\u2014we also threatened fines. Not seriously. Not for real. But in exactly the tone everyone knew. And that\u2019s where it became interesting: many people didn\u2019t ask for ID. They didn\u2019t question the situation. They complied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course, at some point the real police showed up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They positioned themselves about twenty meters away, observed us\u2014and you could tell they quickly understood: this is not an illegal check. This is an art action. A performance. A reflection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They kept their distance.<br>And acted as if they had nothing to do with us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dann kam der Moment, der alles \u00fcbertraf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A young woman approached us.<br>Visibly pregnant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She pointed at her belly and stated very firmly that she had a medical certificate and did not have to wear a mask. We therefore could not threaten her with a fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stayed completely in character. No grin. No wink.<br>And said only:<br>\u201cThen you\u2019ll have to show that to our colleagues back there, please.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I pointed at the real police officers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the woman\u2014fully convinced that they were our backup\u2014actually went over. Purposeful. Confident. Straight toward the real officers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We stood there and had to pull ourselves together not to burst out laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happened there was pure theater:<br>The woman explained to the police officers that \u201cher colleagues up front\u201d had sent her to prove that she was pregnant and didn\u2019t have to wear a mask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The police reaction was priceless.<br>You could see them rolling their eyes internally.<br>They just waved her off and said, in essence:<br>\u201cMove along, please. The people up front have nothing to do with us.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was the perfect point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The real state authority clearly distanced itself from us.<br>The citizen was absolutely convinced that we were official.<br>And exactly in that tension lay the core of the action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph translation-block\">It was never about exposing people.\nIt was about showing how easily authority is accepted when rules become absurd. How quickly satire turns into reality when control is normalized. And how strongly people cling to directives, even when they are obviously exaggerated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That a pregnant woman of all people got caught in the middle of this game turned the scene into an unintentional piece of theater\u2014better than any staging could have planned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the end, it was one of those actions that says more than any speech.<br>About obsession with control.<br>About insecurity.<br>About grotesque everyday moments that were completely normal at the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph translation-block\">And perhaps also about how important it is, in the right moment, to ask:\nIs this still order\u2014or already obedience theater?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-in-marla-we-trust-marlas-army wp-block-embed-in-marla-we-trust-marlas-army\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"U2r1X0J1kF\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/deutschland-im-sinkflug-und-niemand-darf-ins-cockpit\/\">Deutschland im Sinkflug \u2013 und niemand darf ins Cockpit<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Deutschland im Sinkflug \u2013 und niemand darf ins Cockpit&#8220; &#8211; In Marla We Trust - Marlas Army\" src=\"https:\/\/marlas.army\/deutschland-im-sinkflug-und-niemand-darf-ins-cockpit\/embed\/#?secret=WCqIZjxMje#?secret=U2r1X0J1kF\" data-secret=\"U2r1X0J1kF\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udcda Further Reading \u2013 Partner Links<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Affiliate notice: The following links are partner links. If you make a purchase through them, you support Marlas Army at no additional cost to you.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. Hannah Arendt \u2013 On Violence<\/strong><br>1. Hannah Arendt \u2013 On Violence\nAn analysis of the mechanisms of political control and public fear.<br>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3NDc0c8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/amzn.to\/3NDc0c8<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2. George Orwell \u2013 1984<\/strong><br>The classic work on language control, truth, and surveillance.<br>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4bsO0SZ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/amzn.to\/4bsO0SZ<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3. Timothy Snyder \u2013 On Tyranny<\/strong><br>Twenty lessons on how democracies die.<br>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3NcdiuI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/amzn.to\/3NcdiuI<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"marlas-author-box\">\n  <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/marla-svenja-liebich\/\">Marla Svenja Liebich<\/a><\/strong>\n  is the author and publisher of <strong>Marlas Army<\/strong>.<br>\n  On Marla\u2019s Army, she publishes analyses, commentary, and personal accounts on social and political developments in Germany.\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es war einer dieser Tage, an denen wir beschlossen, die Realit\u00e4t nicht zu kommentieren \u2013 sondern sie zu spiegeln. Wei\u00dfe Maleranz\u00fcge.Armbinden.Masken. Unser \u201eCorona-Polizei\u201c-Outfit. Ein gesondert ver\u00f6ffentlichtes Videostatement dokumentiert die Aktion zus\u00e4tzlich aus visueller Perspektive und erg\u00e4nzt den Text um konkrete Szenen der Performance. Wir bewegten uns in Formation durch den Bahnhof. Milit\u00e4risch, aber mit einem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[140],"tags":[136,31,135,89],"class_list":["post-1219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-marlas-aktionen","tag-diktatur","tag-meinungsfreiheit","tag-orwell","tag-zensur"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-vom-2026-01-30-21-02-35.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1219"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1224,"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions\/1224"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marlas.army\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}